All Hail Seize-Her!
stuff even a shlemazel can make 
*Shlemazel (Yiddish, pronounced: shlah-MAH-zull)
“When a shlemazel winds a clock, it stops; when he kills a chicken, it walks; when he sells umbrellas, the sun comes out; when he manufactures shrouds, people stop dying.” Even the goyim know that mazel tov means good luck. A shle-”mazel” is without “luck.” A born loser.
Whether you were born with no luck for matters of the kitchen, whether you are a spoiled prince or princess who never boiled an egg, whether you are a career guy or girl who has never had time to learn, or whether you are a simply complete idiot- not to worry. Meal and a Spiel to the rescue. Stuff Even A Shlemazel Can Make is for you!!
Strawberry Macedonia with Fresh Mint
Tired of having guests pass out in a food coma? Dessert shouldn’t be an annihilation.
Baked Frangipane Fruit Packets
Desserts are supposed to be a treat, not a death ticket to the dinner party.
Rustic Whole-Grain Cherry Tomato Bruschetta
The point is to eat like Italians, not look like a fat old one.
Moscato Spice Charoset
Savoring moscato with fruit and nuts will transport your Seder to the Piemonte vineyards where the grapes are grown.
Bresaola Bites
I had a killer sandwich routine when I lived in Rome. These appetizers are the insides of that sandwich.
Chicken with Herbs de Provence
This is so easy to make I feel almost guilty serving it to guests, but everyone absolutely loves it.
Elana’s Perfect Cheese Plate
The best quality items for a simple, yet fantastic, cheese plate.