stuff even a shlemazel can make

*Shlemazel (Yiddish, pronounced: shlah-MAH-zull)

“When a shlemazel winds a clock, it stops; when he kills a chicken, it walks; when he sells umbrellas, the sun comes out; when he manufactures shrouds, people stop dying.” Even the goyim know that mazel tov means good luck. A shle-”mazel” is without “luck.” A born loser.

Whether you were born with no luck for matters of the kitchen, whether you are a spoiled prince or princess who never boiled an egg, whether you are a career guy or girl who has never had time to learn, or whether you are a simply complete idiot- not to worry. Meal and a Spiel to the rescue. Stuff Even A Shlemazel Can Make is for you!!

 
stuff even a shlemazel can make

12 Minute Grilled Chicken with Herbs de Provence

This is so easy to make I feel almost guilty serving it to...
stuff even a shlemazel can make

Baked Frangipane Fruit Packets

Desserts are supposed to be a treat, not a death ticket to the...
stuff even a shlemazel can make

Bresaola and Manchego Bites

I had a killer sandwich routine when I lived in Rome. These appetizers...
stuff even a shlemazel can make

California Guacamole

So fast to make some times I eat it for breakfast. Just add...
stuff even a shlemazel can make

Elana’s Perfect Cheese Plate

The best quality items for a simple, yet fantastic, cheese plate.
stuff even a shlemazel can make

Fig and Gorgonzola Bites

with a Balsamic Reduction and Fresh Mint. The perfect cocktail party appetizer.
stuff even a shlemazel can make

Ginger Lemon Honey Elixir

Until there's a cure for the common cold, drink this.
stuff even a shlemazel can make

Heirloom Caprese Salad

The right way to make a caprese salad.
stuff even a shlemazel can make
stuff even a shlemazel can make

Matzah Bruschetta

Improvisational Passover Appetizer: Matzah Bruschetta!
stuff even a shlemazel can make

Moscato Spice Charoset

Savoring moscato with fruit and nuts will transport your Seder to the Piemonte...
stuff even a shlemazel can make

Roasted Cauliflower

a.k.a. Popcorn Cauliflower. So good you’ll want it just as a snack.
stuff even a shlemazel can make

Roasted Cherry Tomato Crostini With Burrata

For ourselves, for those we love, for the sake of love.
stuff even a shlemazel can make

Roasted Mixed Vegetables Tuscan-Style

Why can’t vegetables be the most delicious thing on the table?
stuff even a shlemazel can make
stuff even a shlemazel can make

Rose Tea

This is how I wake up. Every. Single Day.
stuff even a shlemazel can make

Rules For an AL DENTE Pasta

Step by step instructions for making perfectly cooked pasta.
stuff even a shlemazel can make

Rustic Whole-Grain Cherry Tomato Bruschetta

The point is to eat like Italians, not look like a fat old...