stuff even a shlemazel can make

*Shlemazel (Yiddish, pronounced: shlah-MAH-zull)

“When a shlemazel winds a clock, it stops; when he kills a chicken, it walks; when he sells umbrellas, the sun comes out; when he manufactures shrouds, people stop dying.” Even the goyim know that mazel tov means good luck. A shle-”mazel” is without “luck.” A born loser.

Whether you were born with no luck for matters of the kitchen, whether you are a spoiled prince or princess who never boiled an egg, whether you are a career guy or girl who has never had time to learn, or whether you are a simply complete idiot- not to worry. Meal and a Spiel to the rescue. Stuff Even A Shlemazel Can Make is for you!!

 
stuff even a shlemazel can make

Baked Frangipane Fruit Packets

Desserts are supposed to be a treat, not a death ticket to the...
stuff even a shlemazel can make

California Guacamole

So fast to make some times I eat it for breakfast. Just add...
stuff even a shlemazel can make

Chic Cheese Boards for Badasses

The best quality items for a simple, yet fantastic, cheese plate.
stuff even a shlemazel can make

Ginger Lemon Honey Elixir

Until there's a cure for the common cold, drink this.
stuff even a shlemazel can make

GrainFree Vegan Cheesecake with Raspberry Coulis

Spiel written by Meal and a Spiel operational guru Rachel Davidson. This vegan cheesecake surpassed...
stuff even a shlemazel can make
stuff even a shlemazel can make

Matzah Bruschetta

Improvisational Passover Appetizer: Matzah Bruschetta!
stuff even a shlemazel can make

Moscato Spice Charoset

Savoring moscato with fruit and nuts will transport your Seder to the Piemonte...
stuff even a shlemazel can make
stuff even a shlemazel can make

Rose Tea

This is how I wake up. Every. Single Day.
stuff even a shlemazel can make

RULES FOR AN AL DENTE PASTA – FROM START TO FINISH

Step by step instructions for making perfectly cooked pasta.
stuff even a shlemazel can make

Simple Tomato and Basil Sauce

Not only a recipe, an education. Tomato Sauce 101 to enhance your life....
stuff even a shlemazel can make

Smoked Salmon Tartar on Cucumber

This make ahead recipe is ideal for a summer cocktail party.
stuff even a shlemazel can make

Supercharged Green Tea with Matcha

This is my morning crack. Made with matcha and raw honey, don't leave...
stuff even a shlemazel can make

Superfood Berry Boost Smoothie

I can literally feel the cells in my body humming with happiness when...
stuff even a shlemazel can make

The Green Monkey Smoothie

I call this smoothie The Green Monkey because it makes you go bananas!
stuff even a shlemazel can make
stuff even a shlemazel can make

Tzatziki

All Tzatzkiki are not created equal.